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Wedding toilet hire
Auckland

You found the venue with the view. The catch: it has one bathroom, or none. A clean loo by the marquee means nobody queues through your first dance, nobody treks to the house, and the only thing guests remember about the bathroom is that there wasn't a line.

The wedding maths

One loo comfortably covers about 50 guests across a reception. For 80 to 120 guests take two, and for the big family blowout the Full Send brings all three units to one address and covers about 150. Multi unit packages are discounted, and no couple has ever regretted having too many toilets on the day.

Booked for the weekend, not the day. We deliver Friday afternoon and collect Monday morning, so the rehearsal dinner, the wedding and the recovery brunch are all covered by one hire.

Why couples book us

Placement that stays out of the photos

The unit needs a flat firm spot within 25 metres of where our trailer can park. For weddings that usually means behind a hedge, beside the shed or around the corner of the house: close enough to be convenient, invisible from the ceremony and the photo line. We help you pick the spot at drop off. And yes, it is pink. Most couples decide that is a feature.

Wedding questions, answered straight

How many toilets does a wedding need?

One portaloo covers about 50 guests for a normal reception. For an all day event with a big drinking crowd, round up: two units for 80 to 120 guests, three for up to 150. The second and third units are discounted when they go to the same address.

Do portaloos actually work for a wedding?

Yes, and thousands of NZ marquee weddings run on them every summer. A freshly serviced unit is deep cleaned, chemically charged and stocked with paper, soap and sanitiser, and the sealed tank keeps it odour free for the whole weekend. Guests notice a clean bathroom, not a portaloo.

What does wedding toilet hire cost in Auckland?

The Weekender is $249 off peak and $299 in summer, delivered, cleaned and collected, with delivery included within 20 km of our West Auckland base. That covers Friday afternoon to Monday morning, so the rehearsal dinner and the recovery brunch are both sorted.

Where should the toilet go at a wedding venue?

A flat firm spot within 25 metres of trailer access, close enough to the marquee to be convenient but out of the photo line. Behind a hedge, beside the woolshed or around the corner of the house all work. We help pick the spot at drop off and it stays put once placed.

We deliver Auckland wide: see the West Auckland, North Shore, South Auckland and Pukekohe pages for zones, or the full price list.

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