Portaloo hire
West Auckland
This is our home turf. The Shithouse base sits in West Auckland, which means Westie deliveries are the quickest runs we do and standard delivery is included in every price you see. Book in the morning and your loo can be on the lawn the same Friday if the calendar has space.
Where we deliver in West Auckland
Henderson, Massey, Te Atatū, Hobsonville, Westgate, Kumeū, Huapai, Riverhead, Swanson, Rānui, Glen Eden, New Lynn, Titirangi and everywhere in between.
Standard zone. Delivery and pickup are included in the listed price, no extras, no surprises.
How it works
- Pick your weekend on the live calendar and pay online, about two minutes start to finish
- We deliver Friday afternoon: deep cleaned, chemically charged, stocked with paper, soap and sanitiser
- Party hard. One loo covers about 50 guests, packages cover up to 150
- We collect Monday morning and deal with everything you would rather not think about
Good to know
Backyard birthdays in Henderson, lifestyle block weddings out Kumeū way, street barbecues in Hobsonville Point: we have the west covered because we live here.
The Weekender starts at $249 off peak and $299 in summer, delivered. See the full price list or the loos themselves, including the 3D model you can spin around.
What Westies book us for
Twenty firsts in Henderson backyards where the guest list somehow doubled overnight. Lifestyle block weddings out Kumeū and Riverhead way with a marquee on the lawn and nowhere near enough plumbing. Street barbecues and housewarmings in Hobsonville Point where the neighbours all turn up. Club days and fundraisers in Massey and Rānui. And a steady run of bathroom renovations from Titirangi to Te Atatū, because three weeks without a toilet is a family emergency.
Whatever the occasion, the loo arrives deep cleaned and charged, stocked with paper, soap and sanitiser, and it leaves sealed on our trailer. You never touch, see or smell a thing.
West Auckland questions, answered straight
Do you charge delivery in West Auckland?
No. The west is our home turf and our standard zone, so delivery and pickup are included in the listed price. What you see on the calendar is what you pay.
Can you do short notice bookings out west?
Often, yes. Because our base is in West Auckland the westie runs are our quickest, so if the calendar shows a loo free for the coming weekend you can book it right up until Friday. Bookings inside 48 hours carry a $49 last minute fee.
Will a portaloo work on a sloped Titirangi section?
It needs a flat firm spot within 25 metres of where our trailer can park. On bush sections that usually means the driveway edge or a level patch of lawn. We help you pick the spot at drop off.
Do you do longer hires for renovations?
Yes. If your bathroom is out of action we can leave a unit on site beyond the weekend. Send us a message with your dates and address and we will sort a price.