The questions everyone
actually asks.
Asked straight, answered straight.
Who empties it?
We do. That's the whole point. It arrives clean and charged, it leaves sealed on our trailer, and the contents are disposed of at an approved facility. You never touch, see or smell anything.
Does it smell?
No. The tank is sealed and charged with a treatment that neutralises odour for the whole weekend. A freshly serviced portaloo smells better than most pub bathrooms at 10 pm.
Where should we put it?
Flat, firm ground within 25 m of where our trailer can park, a lawn, a driveway edge or a courtyard all work. Near the action but not in it. We'll help you pick the spot at drop-off. One rule: once it's placed, it stays put.
How many do we need?
One loo per 50 guests. Big drinking crowd or a long event? Round up, the second unit is 15% off and nobody has ever regretted having too many toilets.
What's included in the price?
Everything: delivery and pickup (within 20 km), the deep clean before your hire, loo paper, hand sanitiser and soap. The price on the prices page is the entire price.
What can go down it?
What comes out of you and loo paper. That's the list. Wet wipes, nappies, glitter, cans, someone's car keys, all of these end badly and come out of the bond.
What if it rains?
The loo doesn't care, and honestly the party needs it more, nobody's ducking inside your house with muddy shoes. Weather isn't a cancellation reason.
Can I book for just Saturday?
The Weekender is Friday to Monday for one price, we don't do single days, because you don't want us reversing a trailer down your driveway mid-party. Need it longer? Extra days are $40.
I need one THIS weekend. Can you do it?
If a unit's free, yes, book online right up to Friday. Bookings inside 48 hours carry a $49 last-minute fee because we drop everything (figuratively).
What's the bond about?
$100, fully refunded after pickup if the unit comes back in the state it arrived (normal party use is fine, we're checking for damage, not judging anyone's aim). Or take the $19 damage waiver and skip the bond entirely.
Where do you deliver?
Auckland wide. Within 20 km of base is included; 20 to 40 km adds $40. Somewhere further or somewhere weird? Email us, we like a mission.
Why are you called Shithouse?
Because that's what it is, and you knew exactly what we do the moment you heard the name. We'd rather be honest and memorable than boring and forgettable. The loos, however, are anything but shithouse.